|—||Matthew Perry on Conan (via miiasma-sky)|
im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this
play this at my funeral
Jay Baruchel at the “How to Train your Dragon 2” photocall in Los Angeles.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?