in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed to hate the girl.
but whenever a hot girl fake-flirts with an ugly guy and he gets all flustered, it’s intended to make u feel bad for the guy and think the girl is a Bitch. ur supposed to hate the girl.
ur always supposed to hate the girl.
We take a chance from time to time
And put our necks out on the line
And you have broken every promise that we made
And I have loved you anyway
Just swagged on everyone.
ok, i see you charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts
you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them
like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair
Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via theimperfectideal)
I used to laugh so much about this. Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.
I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.
"She has a good heart. Honestly. If you had a problem outside this house, and you were in the area, she would come fucking help you out…she might not know how to get there. But when she got there, two days later, she’d help you out."
—Derrick (about Victoria)